Funny Private Property Gun Owner Too Old Fat Lazy Metal Front Door Home Tin Sign maritime this novelty 2pc rectangle sign

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Funny Private Property Gun Owner Too Old Fat Lazy Metal Front Door Home Tin Sign maritime this novelty 2pc rectangle signProtect your home while you add some laughs to your entry with this funny Private Property sign. With 2 handguns aimed at the reader, this sign reads: PRIVATE PROPERTY THINK TWICE! PROPERTY OWNER IS TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO FAT TO RUN AND TOO LAZY TO ARGUE. Bright red sign with black lettering is sure to draw attention wherever you place it. Made from metal with 2 predrilled holes for easy mounting, you can easily place this sign indoors or outdoors, in